lunes, 18 de febrero de 2008

On Kurt Vonnegut

Lacking the time to bother writing about my life (though I promised myself I would do so soon) I instead felt compelled to share this little bit of text I stumbled upon on internet.
For I have always said that Kurt Vonnegut is fucking brilliant, but never managed to prove my point without chucking his books at someone's head. (I actually enjoy doing that and would never imagine any better way, but since we're in the virtual world here... and no virtual book will leave you with a big mark or bump on your head... let alone bleeding...).
So, I shall leave the rest of the space to Kurt Vonnegut's words.
Fucking brilliant...

Eight rules for writing fiction:

1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.

2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.

3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.

4. Every sentence must do one of two things -- reveal character or advance the action.

5. Start as close to the end as possible.

6. Be a sadist. Now matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them -- in order that the reader may see what they are made of.

7. Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.

8. Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To heck with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.

-- Vonnegut, Kurt Vonnegut, Bagombo Snuff Box: Uncollected Short Fiction (New York: G.P. Putnam's Sons 1999), 9-10.

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